10-27 The interesting life of Pinkie

When I saw that we had to write about what we think Pinkie does in his free time, I giggled with excitement. This has to be one of the best topics we have been allowed to write about. There are so many things that he may do in his free time so I don’t know where to start. I know one day I clearly saw him looking up Hannah Montana tickets on the computer and throwing it against the wall when he saw the site was blocked. I guess he didn’t learn the first time because the following week he saw that the site for the Justin Bieber concert was blocked as well.
I am also pretty sure the one day I saw him throwing a cat around in the room. I am not sure but I definitely saw some sort of mammal attached to a string being carelessly tossed around. That was completely inappropriate for a newspaper meeting which is why it was hysterical. Another thing I believe that he does in his free time is look up pictures up Chuck Norris and John Wayne, copy and paste them into Microsoft Word, and compare them. After he does this, he compares his results against Matt’s, who has also been feverishly researching and comparing T-Pain and Lil’ Wayne.
I think, in order to successfully complete a hard day of work at the newspaper, he has to play a lightning round of tiddlywinks with Zach. You can always tell if Pinkie is losing because of the sound effects that Nate expertly coordinates with the game. This concludes a successful day at the newspaper for Ryan Pinkowski. There is no telling what he intends to do in his free time tomorrow. Maybe he will try for the Jonas Brothers or maybe even Katie Perry.